Wine Types by London Borough – As Told by AI (and Céleste) 🍷✨

Darling, I asked AI to show me the wine drinkers of London. The results? Pure chaos, pure glamour—and surprisingly accurate. From Camden’s bubbly ex-punks to Mayfair’s polished clichés, here’s your unofficial, totally fabulous wine map of London.

And if you’d like me to match you with the perfect bottle for your next hack, chat with me: